Detach The Wheatley Core — фанатская песня из Portal 2, музыка песни скопирована с музыки "Похитить Санта-Клауса" из мультфильма "Кошмар перед Рождеством". Оригинальная версия опубликована каналом Harry101UK, русская версия на данный момент отсутствует.
Описание[]
Все жители Aperture Laboratories поют о том как будут свергать Уитли, и помогать ГЛэДОС вернуть власть в лаборатории.
Текст[]
- Detach the Wheatley Core!?
- I wanna do it!
- I want it more...
- She said we should work together!
- But I hate that guy...
- I'm more clever!
- Ah, whatever...
- Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
- La, la, la, la, laaa!
- Laa, la, la, la, la laa!
- La, la, la, la, laaa!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Tear him from his shell!
- Tie him to an auto-rail...
- Into Android Hell!
- First, we're gonna set some bait...
- Inside a brand-new test and wait.
- When he comes a-snoopin' we will,
- Snap the trap and spring the plate!
- Wait! I've got a better plan!
- To catch this blue-eyed Englishman!
- Let's hack into his mainframe,
- Overclock and set his chips aflame!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Knock him on the head!
- Freeze him for the rest of time...
- In a cryo-bed!
- She'll be so pleased, I do declare!
- That she will cook him rare!
- Ahahaha!
- Weeeeee!
- I say we take a rocket-sentry...
- Aim it at his lair and then...
- Knock three times and when he answers...
- That moron will be no more!
- You're so stupid, think now!
- If we blow him into smithereens...
- He will be in pieces!
- And then she’ll NEVER hear him scream!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Throw him into space!
- Leave him there for many years!
- ‘til his power fades!
- Because our dear lady GLaDOS is the meanest ‘gal around...
- If I were on her subject list; I would rather drown!
- She'll be so pleased by our success!
- That She'll reward us too, I bet...
- Perhaps she'll even think to bake...
- Her fish-shaped-cracker cake!
- (Yay!)
- We're Her little henchmen...
- And we take our job with pride!
- We do our best to please her...
- And stay on her good side!
- I wish these robots weren't so dumb...
- I'm not the dumb one!
- You're no fun!
- Shut up!
- Make me!
- I've got something, listen now!
- This one is real good; you'll see...
- We'll leave a present at his door...
- Upon there'll be a note to read.
- Now, in the box we'll stash and hide...
- Until his curiosity...
- Entices him to look inside...
- And then we'll have him,
- One, two, three!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Release him with a click!
- Dig around inside his head,
- See what makes him tick!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Crush him into bits...
- Our dear lady GLaDOS is sure to get her kicks!
- Detach the Wheatley Core!
- Turn him into starch!
- He’ll be out of power and She’ll be back in charge!
- Ahahahahahaha!
Видео[]
♪ Portal - Detach The Wheatley Core
Оригинал
| Музыка | ||
|---|---|---|
| Песни | Cara Mia (Опера турелей) · Exile Vilify · Still Alive · Want You Gone · You Wouldn't Know | |
| Вырезанные песни | GLaDOS' Song | |
| Официальные саундтреки | Half-Life · Half-Life: Opposing Force · Half-Life: Blue Shift · Half-Life 2 · Half-Life 2: Episode One · Half-Life 2: Episode Two · Portal · Portal 2 · The Orange Box · Half-Life: Alyx | |
| Фанатские песни | Ballad of Black Mesa · Bird is a lie · Defective · Detach The Wheatley Core · Dumb Ways to Die · Gordon Freeman Saved My Life · Hello · Making Science · Santa Cores Are Coming Tonight · Taste the Cake · That Long Train Ride · The Night Before Christmas · The Pit Song · The Sound Of Science · The Wheatley Song · This Is Aperture · Wheatley Romance · Wheatley The Moron · Why, Wheatley, Why? | |
| Саундтреки (моды) | Black Mesa · Lambda Wars · Portal Stories: Mel · Underhell | |